Today I am pig sick. There are a few varied reasons for this state of my wellbeing.
1. Its sunny and there is surf
2. I have no transportation
3. I am at work
4. I am nearly 40
Unfortunately mother (my local break at Saunton Sands on the north coast of Devon) is producing 2.5 ft of nice clean fun with an offshore wind today. But my usual surf buddies either have to work, or are lesbians. 'So im not going to be able to surf' (that was a Gerry Lopez impression).
I can’t go by myself because I have no car. Have no car because I am waiting for my divorce settlement which is taking tooooooo long. On the upside, I like being divorced.
Yes I am at work. No I am not working. Im writing this blog.
I do not want to be 40. I can’t think of anything worse (except seeing certain females in my department naked). People who are over 40 should be shot. Or rounded up and put on Jersey.
Look at these pictures and listen to this music. If you don’t have Spotify, shame on you. You Will probably have never heard of Cathy Battistessa. I can assure you she is very nice, and has a fantastic soul.
She could have had my mobile number right now.
Cathy Battistessa
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